28th Feb2011

JPMorgan Raises $1.2 Billion To Invest In Twitter And Facebook

by iSpit

Well, that didn’t take long. JP Morgan has officially raised $1.2 billion for a digital growth fund, which will invest in late-stage tech startups.

That’s about double the amount that the fund was previously reported to be raising. It’s not clear whether the previously reported amount was wrong or whether JP Morgan raised more than they’d previously intended. Also unclear is whether that fund will invest like a late-stage venture firm/private equity fund and directly invest and take board seats, or whether they’ll invest through secondary markets.

One thing is for sure: there’s an extra billion out there for hot big tech companies.

(Via WSJ)

12th Feb2011

JPMorgan Is Making Big Profits From Food Stamps (Feat Bol)

by iSpit


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I couldn’t have said this better than Byron Crawford’s speech below.

Says Bol:

JP Morgan has a deal with the government to issue those EBT debit cards. They make money on each card they issue, so the more people who go on “the welfare,” as it’s referred to in the film Precious, the more money JP Morgan makes.

You’d think there might be a concern that, if JP Morgan gets paid for every person who goes on food stamps, it would be in their best interest if unemployment remains high. They might try to find a way to keep unemployment high. They might place a call to their cousin who’s in charge of keeping the economy fucked the fuck up. That could fuck up the economy for the rest of us, who work for a living. But it might not be necessary. The guy in this clip says that 40% of people on food stamps work for a living, and he sees a lot of growth potential in that segment.

23rd May2010

Conspiracy Of Banks Rigging States Came With Crash

by iSpit

A telephone call between a financial adviser in Beverly Hills and a trader in New York was all it took to fleece taxpayers on a water-and-sewer financing deal in West Virginia. The secret conversation was part of a conspiracy stretching across the U.S. by Wall Street banks in the $2.8 trillion municipal bond market.

The call came less than two hours before bids were due for contracts to manage $90 million raised with the sale of West Virginia bonds. On one end of the line was Steven Goldberg, a trader with Financial Security Assurance Holdings Ltd. On the other was Zevi Wolmark, of advisory firm CDR Financial Products Inc. Goldberg arranged to pay a kickback to CDR to land the deal, according to government records filed in connection with a U.S. Justice Department indictment of CDR and Wolmark.

West Virginia was just one stop in a nationwide conspiracy in which financial advisers to municipalities colluded with Bank of America Corp., Citigroup Inc., JPMorgan Chase & Co., Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc., Wachovia Corp. and 11 other banks.

They rigged bids on auctions for so-called guaranteed investment contracts, known as GICs, according to a Justice Department list that was filed in U.S. District Court in Manhattan on March 24 and then put under seal. Those contracts hold tens of billions of taxpayer money.

(more…)

06th May2010

Dow Freefalls More Than 1,000 Points During Contrived Market Crash

by iSpit

The Dow plunged Thursday amid buzz in the market that European banks have halted lending. 

 One trader, on the condition of anonymity, said he heard fixed income desks in Europe shut down early because there was no liquidity — basically European banks are halting lending right now. 

 “This is similar to what took place pre-Lehman Brothers,” the trader said. 

 The Dow was down about 400 points, or 4 percent, after being down more than 900 points earlier.  Treasurys surged

 Under current, New York Stock Exchange rules, if the market falls ten percent or more between 2:30 and 3:00 pm ET, trading is halted for 30 minutes. 

 The S&P 500 and Nasdaq were also sharply lower. The CBOE volatility index, widely considered the best gauge of fear in the market, was above 40, or up more than 60 percent. The VIX ended last week around 22.

 Financial took a beating, with Bank of America [BAC  16.22    -1.31  (-7.47%)    ] down more than 7 percent and JPMorgan [JPM  40.80    -1.83  (-4.29%)    ] was off more than 5 percent. 

 The sector was already undre pressure after the Senate approved an amendment to the financial-reform bill that would end “too big to fail.” The measure calls for setting up a government protocol for seizing and dismantling large firms that are in distress. 

 Rioting in Greece escalated after the Greek austerity bill won enough votes for passage in parliament, which prompted speculation that Greece would just default. (more…)

29th Jan2010

Citigroup reports loss of $7.6bn

by iSpit

A Citibank branch - part of Citigroup

Wall Street banking giant Citigroup has reported a loss of $7.6bn (£4.7bn) for the final three months of 2009, largely due to repaying government loans.

Taking out the impact of these repayments, Citi recorded a loss of $1.4bn during the quarter.

The results were worse than analysts had expected but better than the $17.3bn the bank lost a year earlier.

Last week, rival bank JP Morgan reported profits of $3.3bn for the last three months of 2009.

Citigroup is more exposed to consumer loans than many of its major Wall Street rivals, who derive a higher proportion of their income from investment banking operations.

The bank’s shares fell more than 3% in early trading but soon recovered to $3.44, up 0.6% on the day.
(more…)

16th Dec2009

I'm Rich Biaaatch!: The 6 Big Banking Titans

by iSpit

Goldman Sachs

6. Goldman Sachs

CEO: Lloyd Blankfein
2007 compensation: $70 million
2008 compensation: $1.1 million

9-month compensation pool: $16.7 billion
Workers: 31,700
Average compensation: $526,813

Loans, 2009 vs. 2008*: $41.6 billion vs. 41 billion (1.5%)

Morgan Stanley

5. Morgan Stanley

CEO: John Mack (who is stepping down Jan. 1)
2007 compensation: $42 million
2008 compensation: $12.4 million

9-month compensation pool: $10.9 billion
Workers: 62,004
Average compensation: $175,795

Loans, 2009 vs. 2008*: $62.1 billion vs. $65.7 billion (-5%)
(more…)

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