14th Feb2012

Gentleman Jack Presents: How to Host a Formal Dinner

by iSpit

You may be fooling yourself if you’re not worried about your ability to be at ease with fine dining at a five-star restaurant, or taking charge of hosting a business or social dinner. If you wish to climb either the social or corporate ladder, you must have a veneer that is smooth and polished. While it may be a jungle out there, animal house manners won’t cut it for formal events.

Learn the Terrain
Begin by frequenting several upscale restaurants. These establishments should reflect the image you wish to project about yourself. Learn their geography, layout, menu, where the best tables are, and the names of the servers. Develop a rapport with the wait staff and the maitre d’, and have them recognize you. It will be your responsibility to take charge of every detail of the forthcoming event, from picking up the phone and extending the invitation yourself to paying the bill and the valet parking.

Extend the invitation to your guests at least one week before the meeting. Tell them the reason for the meeting, and where and when it will be. If you make your invitation by phone, send a confirmation card to arrive two days before the scheduled date. This acts as a reminder in the event of an oversight.

Prep the Event in Advance
Make reservations in your name as far in advance as possible. When booking the table, specify where you would like to sit. Learn the table numbers of the best locations, and request a specific table at the time you make your reservation. Prearrange the menu if time is an issue or if more than six people will be attending. If you will be entertaining at a restaurant with which you are unfamiliar, either ask to have a menu faxed or sent to you, or download it from the Internet. Learn the menu for possible suggestions. You never want to look unprepared.

On the night of the event, arrive early to allow yourself time to check the arrangements and the menu. Greet your guests in the lobby, or go to the table and ask the maitre d’ to escort them to your table. Don’t order a drink, munch on the breadsticks or open your napkin once you’ve sat down. Your guests should arrive to see you sitting at an undisturbed table.

Orchestrate the Meal
As the host, you decide the seating arrangements. Point out a chair for each guest and ask him to sit there. The most important guest gets the most desirable seat at the table. In general, seat your most important guest looking into the restaurant, but if your restaurant is noted for its view, seat him looking out. If your guests are late, state that you just sat down yourself upon their arrival.

Ensure that you have asked for a large table if you think you may have to spread out papers. When there are two of you at a meal, sit at a right angle to your guest (unless you are at a booth). Sitting across from one another at a square table is considered an adversarial position.

As the host, it is your responsibility to give the silent signal that the meal may begin by placing your napkin on your lap. Unfold your luncheon napkin all the way when you sit down. Once everyone is seated, offer your guests something to drink. “What are you having to drink?” is classier than “Do you want a drink?” If your guests order a beverage, you should too, even if you don’t want one. It doesn’t have to be alcoholic.

First Pleasure, Then Business
Don’t jump into your business until after all the orders have been taken and the appetizers have been served. If you are hosting a luncheon, use the first 10 minutes for “small talk.” For a dinner, allow 30 minutes. This gives everyone a chance to relax and establish rapport. Invite colleagues of your guests only if they are essential to the meeting. The exception is if a guest is from out of town; in this case, it is courteous to allow him or her to bring a spouse. Arrange to bring a partner of the same gender to occupy the spouse while the two of you are conducting business.

Once seated, turn off your cell phone. It is rude to your guests and other diners for you to talk on the telephone while sitting at a dining table. If you need to leave the table in the middle of the meal, put your napkin on the seat of your chair, not on the table. You want to leave the table looking as neat as possible; this is also a signal to the server that you will be returning, and not to take your plate away.

Pay the Bill with Grace
When hosting a lunch or dinner, the worldly businessman doesn’t fuss with the check. There are sophisticated ways to handle paying the bill. You may give your credit card ahead of time, and request that the server add 18% to the meal. The server will then run your credit card ahead of time, and return it and the receipt for you to sign at the end of the meal.

You may also request that the receipt not be brought to your table. Arrange either to pick it up on your way out or have it sent to your office. You may also request that the bill be held at the maitre d”s station. Excuse yourself as the meal is coming to a close, and go there to review and sign the slip, and pick up your receipt.

26th Jan2012

In Chile Desert, Huge Telescope Begins Galaxy Probe

by iSpit

A powerful telescope affording a view of the universe unmatched by most ground-based observatories gazed onto distant galaxies for the first time Monday from deep in Chile‘s Atacama desert.

The Atacama Large Millimeter/submillimeter Array, a joint project between Canada, Chile, the European Union, Japan, Taiwan and the United States, officially opened for astronomers after a decade of planning and construction.

The world’s biggest astronomy project, ALMA is described as the most powerful millimeter/submillimeter-wavelength telescope ever and the most complex ground-based observatory.

The first images arrived at the mega-site in northern Chile from 12 of the 66 radio telescopes.

“Today marks the recognition of the successful coalition of thousands of people from all over the world all working with the same goal: to build the world’s most advanced radio telescope to see into the universe’s coldest, darkest places, where galaxies and stars and perhaps the building blocks of life are created,” said ALMA director Thijs de Graauw.

ALMA differs from visible-light and infrared telescopes by using an array of linked antennas acting as a single giant telescope, and detects much longer wavelengths than those of visible light, rendering images unlike most others of the cosmos.

Although similar instruments are used in other locations, ALMA‘s are 10 to 100 times more powerful than others currently in operation, said ALMA scientist Lars Nyman.

ALMA‘s location also provides a unique advantage, because of the extreme aridity of the Atacama and its altitude of 5,000 meters (16,400 feet). It is in the same region as the European Extremely Large Telescope, due to begin operation in 2018.

The first images were of the Antennae Galaxies, a pair of colliding galaxies with dramatically distorted shapes some 70 million light years away in the Corvus constellation.

ALMA‘s view “reveals something that cannot be seen in visible light: the clouds of dense cold gas from which new stars form,” according to ALMA. “This is the best submillimeter-wavelength image ever made of the Antennae Galaxies.”

Images like “will be vital in helping us understand how galaxy collisions can trigger the birth of new stars,” said ALMA.

Project scientist Richard Hills told AFP that the results were “better than expected.”

“They’re really beautifully clear, there’s nothing that messes up the data… it really shows us what is going on inside their galaxies we had been looking for,” the former Cambridge University scientist added.

“We’ve been waiting a very long time to get to the point where ALMA is really able to do science. Some people have been working on this project for more than 20 years. So, it has been a long road, but all the bits and pieces that we need to make this telescope work, now come together.”

One of the projects chosen for ALMA observations was that of David Wilner of the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics in Cambridge, Massachusetts.

“My team hunts for the building blocks of solar systems, and ALMA is uniquely equipped to spot them,” Wilner said.

His target is AU Microscopii, a star 33 light years away that is only one percent of the age of the sun.

“We will use ALMA to image the ‘birth ring’ of planetesimals that we believe orbits this young star,” he said. “We hope to discover clumps in these dusty asteroid belts, which can be the markers of unseen planets.”

Masami Ouchi of the University of Tokyo will use ALMA to observe Himiko, a very distant galaxy churning out at least 100 suns’ worth of stars every year and surrounded by a giant, bright nebula.

“Other telescopes cannot show us why Himiko is so bright and how it has developed such a huge, hot nebula when the ancient universe all around it is so calm and dark,” said Ouchi.

20th Jan2012

Legendary Blues Pioneer Etta James Succumbs To Leukemia

by iSpit

Etta James, whose assertive, earthy voice lit up such hits as “The Wallflower,” “Something’s Got a Hold on Me” and the wedding favorite “At Last,” has died, according to her longtime friend and manager, Lupe De Leon. She was 73.

She died from complications from leukemia with her husband, Artis Mills, and her sons by her side, De Leon said.

She was diagnosed with leukemia in 2010, and also suffered from dementia and hepatitis C. James died at a hospital in Riverside, California. She would have turned 74 Wednesday.

” This is a tremendous loss for the family, her friends and fans around the world,” De Leon said. “She was a true original who could sing it all – her music defied category.

“I worked with Etta for over 30 years. She was my friend and I will miss her always.”

The powerhouse singer, known as “Miss Peaches,” lived an eventful life. She first hit the charts as a teenager, taking “The Wallflower (Roll With Me, Henry)” — an “answer record” to Hank Ballard’s “Work With Me, Annie” — to No. 1 on the R&B charts in 1955. She joined Chess Records in 1960 and had a string of R&B and pop hits, many with lush string arrangements. After a mid-decade fade, she re-emerged in 1967 with a more hard-edged, soulful sound.

Throughout her career, James overcame a heroin addiction, opened for the Rolling Stones, won six Grammys and was voted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Despite her ups and downs — including a number of health problems — she maintained an optimistic attitude.

“Most of the songs I sing, they have that blue feeling to it. They have that sorry feeling. And I don’t know what I’m sorry about,” she told CNN‘s Denise Quan in 2002. “I don’t!”

Through it all, she was a spitfire beloved by contemporaries and young up-and-comers.

Etta James is unmanageable, and I’m the closest thing she’s ever had to a manager,” Lupe DeLeon, her manager of 30-plus years, told CNN in admiration.

British songstress Adele named James as one of her favorite singers, along with Aretha Franklin.

“If you were to look up the word singer in the dictionary, you’d see their names,” Adele said in an interview.

Etta James was born Jamesetta Hawkins in Los Angeles to a teen mother and unknown father. (She suspected her father was the pool player Minnesota Fats.)

Her birth mother initially took little responsibility and James was raised by a series of people, notably a pair of boardinghouse owners. But she was recognized from a young age for her booming voice, showcased in a South Central Los Angeles church.

In 1950, her mother took her to San Francisco, where James formed a group called the Peaches. Singer Johnny Otis, best known for “Willie and the Hand Jive,” discovered her and had her sing a song he wrote using Ballard’s tune as a model. “The Wallflower,” with responses from “Louie Louie” songwriter Richard Berry, made James an R&B star.

Her signing to Chess introduced her to a broader audience, as the record label’s co-owner, Leonard Chess, believed she should do pop hits. Among her recordings were “Stormy Weather,” the Lena Horne classic originally from 1933; “A Sunday Kind of Love,” which dates from 1946; and most notably, “At Last,” a 1941 number that was originally a hit for Glenn Miller.

James’ version of “At Last” starts out with swooning strings and the singer enters with confident gusto, dazzlingly maintaining a mood of joy and romance. Though the song failed to make the Top 40 upon its 1961 release — though it did hit the R&B Top 10 — its emotional punch has long made it a favorite at weddings.

James’ career suffered in the mid-’60s when the British Invasion took over the pop charts and as she fought some personal demons. But she got a boost when she started recording at Rick Hall’s FAME Studios in Muscle Shoals, Alabama. Her hits included the brassy “Tell Mama” and the raw “I’d Rather Go Blind,” the latter later notably covered by Rod Stewart.

She entered rehab in the 1970s for her drug problem but re-established herself with live performances and an album produced by noted R&B mastermind Jerry Wexler. After another stint in rehab — this time at the Betty Ford Clinic — she made a comeback album, “Seven Year Itch,” in 1988.

James mastered a range of styles — from R&B and soul to jazz and blues — but she was always one step behind the popular genre of the day, said Michael Coyle, a Colgate University professor who has written about jazz and R&B and reviews records for Cadence Magazine.

“She never really got her moment in the sun,” Coyle said.

But James soldiered on, and by the end of her life she had made so much meaningful music that she was considered a living legend. “By the mid-’90s, she’s survived so long that people start to look up to her,” Coyle said.

James was portrayed by pop star Beyonce in the 2008 film “Cadillac Records,” about Chess. After Beyonce sang “At Last” at one of President Barack Obama’s 2009 inaugural balls, James lashed out: “I can’t stand Beyonce. She had no business up there singing my song that I’ve been singing forever.” She later told the New York Daily News she was joking.

Earlier this year, news reports revealed that the singer’s estate was being contested in a legal struggle between her husband, Artis Mills, and son Donto James. (Donto and her other son, Sametto, both played in her band.)

Over the years, James had her share of health problems. In the late 1990s she reportedly weighed more than 400 pounds and required a scooter to get around. In 2003 she had gastric bypass surgery and dropped more than half the weight, according to People magazine.

However, until her latest issues, James maintained a steady touring schedule and appeared full of energy even when sitting down — as she sometimes did on stage, due to bad knees and her weight battles.

Even while sitting down, James gave it her all on stage, singing as though possessed, caressing every note like a long-lost love. If that seemed a little much to critics, well, the legendary singer had a show to put on, she told Quan.

“They said that Etta James is still vulgar,” she said in the 2002 interview. “I said, ‘Oh, how dare ‘em say I’m still real vulgar! I’m vulgar because I dance in the chair?’ What would they want me to do? Want me to just be still or something like that?

“I gotta do something.”

20th Dec2011

GoGo Morrow – Take This Love (Music Video)

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Above you see the new official music video from GoGo Morrow “Take This Love” Directed by Spike Jordan… But I see much more. This video was released December 15th & what took me so long to post it is the feeling that I owe GoGo, who was recently on tour with Lady Gaga, more than just a few sentences telling people they should watch her video…a few sentences that they wont read until they have actually watched the video anyway.

This video made me proud that GoGo is someone who I consider my friend. I’ve known GoGo a long time (…actually, since before she was GoGo) and I always knew she had that star quality about her & was destined for greatness. Even when we were kids in the school yard and GoGo used to sing with the other girls, her voice & presence always stood out. Watching this video, I just got that good feeling you get when someone who you know has worked hard to succeed finally gets the recognition they deserve. Kudos to you @GoGoMorrow and congratulations on your continued success/meteoric rise to the top

S/O @MORGANubargain4

(P.S. Jas yes, I know I’ve said all of this already, but I had to write it too because this way other people can read it… & I can remember it when I have another memory lapse)

12th Dec2011

I Am Not A Book Review By: Eric Blair

by Mr. Blair

Good Day There,

I usually share my thoughts and times in my life but today I figured it’s time for a change up. So, this week I am going to share with you guys a very interesting but good book I have been reading, “Ike Turner’s Autobiography: The Man, The Hand, and The Band” by Eli C. Briar. This is an excellent book because it tells the other side of the story between Ike and Tina. Reading this book have shown me elements of Ike’s genius side over the media hype. The material for this book was collected from Ike Turner before his death in December of 2007. The author has really captured Turner as more as of a common man over the infamous Rock star. The way the author has wrote this book I feel as if Ike is having a direct conversation with me over the author telling me about Ike Turner’s life. The book really goes indepth about Ike’s relationship with Tina, his other wives, his children, and his love for music. By the end of the book I am afraid to say but I can understand Ike’s vision much clearer; more than a woman beater but as a well rounded man. He was actually an intelligent, dogmatic at times, very talent, and funny man. This is a good book to check out; I am going to leave you guys with a page from his autobiography.

Enjoy!

 

 

Chapter three, page sixty-four from Ike Turner’s Autobiography: The Man, The Hand, & The Band:

You know they’ll probably start working on my movie sometime…They are doing a complete movie of my life story. It will not be based on any negativity. It will be more about my life, from a kid, how I came up and why I came through. A lot of people believe that the movie (What’s Love Got to Do with It?) is the true story, that Tina did. I don’t wanna debate on Ike & Tina, but I have to say this one thing…That movie was the biggest lie, and even Tina said that it’s a lie. And she don’t like the movie. But she started put gas on the fire by supporting it. I’m not gonna try to defend, or undo what’s been done. All I could say about whatever’s been done, it’s been done, and it’s water under the bridge. I have no regrets of my life. Either accept people for what they are, or don’t. So, in other words, man, if people don’t know me, I think they do them self an injustice. Because, as a whole, I think I’m a good person. But you know what, Walt Disney got away with portraying me in the light that they were portraying me in. I have always been a fighter, so…But I have no regrets, man. It’s just like God brought me through the drugs, I know he’ll bring me through anything else in life. ‘nough of Tina and Hollywood, let’s talk about music. I used to write songs so fast like this, like snapping my fingers. Some of them didn’t even have a title, for I just did the song. Like in the early ’80’s me and Rick James done a song together called “Booty Meat.” It was a great session; we completed that song in two and half hours. But the red tape from our labels wouldn’t allow us to put out the song. Ha, well life goes on. Most music today really isn’t my thing. I respect these artists growth as in income wise and star status but today’s music isn’t like back in the day. Most times, people have some acts that they really like. I mean, I don’t have any in particular that I admire. I admire them all, you know. Hey, they’re making millions and billions these days. In those days, man, in the ’50’s, Black people in the South…We didn’t recognize contracts that much. And we didn’t recognize marriages that much, either. Ha! Besides contracts and millions I was cheated of, I believe I was ahead of my time.

 -Ike Turner

09th Dec2011

Paid Slavery: David Stern Blocks Chris Paul Trade To LA Lakers

by iSpit

On the eve of the sport’s formal re-opening for business after a five-month lockout, NBA commissioner David Stern sent shockwaves throughout the league Thursday night by nixing the league-owned New Orleans Hornets‘ plans to trade guard Chris Paul to the Los Angeles Lakers.

Within an hour of the Hornets striking an agreement in principle with the Lakers and Houston Rockets on a three-team trade that would have landed Paul in the same backcourt as Kobe Bryant, Stern informed the Hornets that they couldn’t make the trade, stunning team officials who had been working around-the-clock for days in hopes of bringing an end to the Paul saga before the season officially started.

This is the same NBA that was willing to kill an entire season. So it only make sense that the league would nix a trade that represented a pretty good solution to a bad situation, writes J.A. Adande. Story

The questionable decision to nix the Chris Paul trade only helps pave way for Dwight Howard to L.A., writes John Hollinger

Amid a stream of reports that angry owners were demanding the trade be vetoed, on the same day those owners had gathered in New York to ratify a new labor pact purportedly designed to foster competitive balance and prevent small-market teams from being raided for their stars, league officials tried to dispute claims of a revolt by insisting that the decision was Stern’s.

“It’s not true that the owners killed the deal,” NBA spokesman Mike Bass said. “The deal was never discussed at the Board of Governors meeting and the league office declined to make the trade for basketball reasons.”

Yet in an email to Stern obtained by Yahoo! Sports and The New York Times, Cleveland Cavaliersowner Dan Gilbert called the proposed deal “a travesty” and urged Stern to put the deal to a vote of “the 29 owners of the Hornets,” referring to the rest of the league’s teams.

The proposed trade would have sent Paul to the Lakers, Pau Gasol to the Rockets and furnished New Orleans with three top-flight NBA players in Kevin Martin, Luis Scola and Lamar Odom as well as playoff-tested guard Goran Dragic and a 2012 first-round pick that Houston had acquired from the Knicks. The general reaction among rival executives was that Hornets general manager Dell Dempsdid as well as he could under the circumstances after Paul told the Hornets on Monday he would not sign a contract extension this season and instead planned to become a free agent July 1, 2012.

But Stern stepped in to nix the swap and leave all three teams with several shell-shocked players and officials heading into Friday’s scheduled start of training camps, after the commissioner insisted for months that Hornets general manager Dell Demps and the rest of the team’s front office had autonomy over basketball decisions. Sources close to the situation said Demps and teams that have pursued Paul had been assured the Hornets had the clearance to trade Paul as they saw fit.

“WoW,” was Paul‘s reaction on Twitter.

Said Odom via his Twitter feed: “When a team trades u and it doesn’t go down? Now what?”

In Paul‘s case, sources told ESPN’s Stephen A. Smith that the angry All-Star will not be reporting to Hornets camp on Friday and will instead explore his legal options with NBA Players Association executive director Billy Hunter, while maintaining the stance the deal is merely “on hold” as opposed to squashed.

The Los Angeles Times, meanwhile, reported that Odom also intends to skip the first day of Lakers camp, while the Rockets were said to be crestfallen after missing out on Gasol, who was targeted to fill the void created by Yao Ming‘s retirement.

“Maybe I’ll see you there tomorrow [at practice],” Odom told the Times in a telephone interview. “But I doubt it. You don’t want to go to no place you’re not wanted. I’ll try to give them what they want as much as possible.”

Numerous sources close to the process expressed skepticism that the deal has a chance of being revived, amid a growing sense the league is now determined to keep Paul in New Orleans for an unspecified length of time — perhaps even for the entire season — to support the notion that lockout wasn’t for naught and that the new labor deal has improved small-market teams’ ability to retain star players.

The problem there, of course, is that the Hornets — thinking they had avoided the drama that engulfed the Denver Nuggets for months last season until they finally traded Carmelo Anthony– are left with a disgruntled star who can still opt out of his contract and leave the franchise with nothing as of July 1, 2012. Stern’s decision to block the deal has likewise raised the question of whether New Orleans can trade Paul anywhere until a new buyer for the team is found, since any deal that does go through could create the appearance that Stern hand-picked the destination.

At a news conference, before word of the blocked deal had spread, Stern was asked if the pending Paul deal to the Lakers was a signal that the new labor pact was already failing on the issue of improving competitive balance.

“I’m happy that people are back to talking about basketball,” Stern said. “Superstars, under any collective bargaining agreement, will always have tremendous leverage in this league, because an individual player can be so impactful on a franchise. But we’ll see how it plays out.

“With a new deal that’s six or 10 years (long), I wouldn’t look to a 24- or 48-hour period (as evidence how it will work).”

Said NBA deputy commissioner Adam Silver on how involved the league is in Hornets decision-making: “Ultimately the buck stops with the league office. But we’re relying on the management — Jac Sperling, Dell Demps, Hugh Weber — we’re relying on the management of that team to make decisions that are in the best interest of that franchise. But ultimately the decision rests with the league office. The final final say.”

Odom said the league’s action left him disoriented.

“I don’t know what to do for the Lakers,” Odom told the Los Angeles Times. “I’m even weirded out by the league doing what they did. I don’t know what to do.”

A “somber” Odom told the newspaper he thought it was a lie when he was first told about the trade to the Hornets.

“And then it doesn’t go through,” Odom said. “Oh, lord. I don’t know what I’m going to do. I’ll pray about it.”

Odom also said he felt bad for Gasol.

“Imagine how Pau feels,” Odom told the Times. “Pau came to the Lakers and played here for four years, went to the Finals and lost, won two NBA championships and then got swept [by the Mavericks this year]. Wow! Imagine how he must feel.

“Man, I’m just in total disbelief about all of this,” Odom added. “They don’t want my services, for whatever reason. I don’t know what I’m supposed to do. I was proud to be a Laker, so I’ll try to help them in the process as much as possible.”

Despite the 149-day lockout, uncertainty over Paul‘s future and the fact that the league had to step in to buy the team last December from floundering owner George Shinn, fan support has been building in New Orleans, where the team has advertised their season-ticket drive as an effort to lure a permanent local buyer who is committed to keeping the team in Louisiana. The Hornets had increased their season ticket base from just over 6,000 last season to 10,019 as of Thursday afternoon.

Paul was drafted No. 4 overall by the Hornets out of Wake Forest in 2005. He’s been an All-Star in the West for the past four seasons and also was a member of the United States’ Olympic gold medal-winning team in Beijing in 2008.

20th Nov2011

Parks And Recreation: S 04, Ep 8 – Smallest Park (Full Video)

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Leslie uses her new tourist attraction as a way to spend more time with Ben. Meanwhile, Ron and April encourage Andy to go to college, and Chris tasks Tom and Jerry with revamping the Parks and Rec logo. Rashida Jones and Retta also star.

17th Nov2011

Community: S03, Ep 08 – Documentary Filmmaking: Redux (Full Video)

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When the school board asks Dean Pelton (Jim Rash) to make a new commercial for the school, he enlists the study group to star in his production. As he gets swept away with the project, more of the student body is pulled into the fray, including Magnitude (Luke Youngblood), Fat Neil (Charley Koontz), Garrett (Erik Charles Nielsen), Leonard (Richard Erdman), Star-Burns (Dino Stamatopoulos) and even Greendale alum and genuine celebrity, Luis Guzman (“How to Make it in America“). Meanwhile, Abed (Danny Pudi) films all the activities for a documentary.

27th Oct2011

Community: S 3, Ep 5 – Horror Fiction In Seven Spooky Steps (Full Video)

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Episode Synopsis: When Britta (Gillian Jacobs) runs anonymous personality tests on everyone for a psychology class, one of the test results seems to indicate that someone in the group is deeply disturbed. At the group’s Halloween pre-party, she enlists Jeff (Joel McHale) to help draw out the potential sociopath and the two of them lure everyone into telling their favorite horror stories. The results are…spookey. Chevy Chase, Yvette Nicole Brown, Alison Brie, Danny Pudi, Donald Glover and Jim Rash also star.

14th Sep2011

The End Is Near: Justin Bieber Has A Startup

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A new Justin Bieber video is circulating of Justin Bieber playing basketball with NBA star Steve Nash.

The play date happened at Chelsea Piers in late June.

How is this relevant to tech, you ask?

One of the other players was Mike Duda (in blue), co-partner of Nash’s venture capital firm, Consigliere Brand Capital.

Consigliere has invested in three New York-based startups: Birchbox, StellaService and Chloe & Isabel.

Why would Justin Bieber spend the afternoon horsing around with investors?

We’re guessing it’s because the singer is investing in startups. In fact, we know he is investing in startups. We heard about a stealth New York startup Bieber invested in last week.

We’re not at liberty to announce which startup just yet.  All we can tell you is that the Bieber-backed startup will be a good-natured Zynga, and it has other high-profile celebrity backers on board.

31st Aug2011

Dave Chappelle – Killin’ Them Softly (Full Video)

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Killin’ Them Softly is easily one of HBO’s best comedy specials, catching star Dave Chappelle at a career high in 2000 and with an abundance of hysterical, highly polished material. Taking his time, stretching concepts and bits like a master, Chappelle plunges into a wealth of anecdotes and observations about the influx of white people into Washington, D.C. (where this show was recorded) since the 1980s. (“Who are the scariest people? White guys in black gangs. No telling what they did to get respect.”) There are fantastic tales of racing cops with Chappelle’s white friend, Chip, and a great story about being left alone in a limousine outside a busy crack house. Other good stuff: introducing a kid to a PePe Le Pew cartoon and realizing too late the skunk is a sex criminal, and why we should know our 911 calls will end up played on television.

Originally aired on HBO in 2000, “Killin’ Them Softly” is without a doubt one of the funniest standup specials available. You’ll never laugh more than you will here. Dave spares no victim as he addresses issues about the Police, Racism, Sesame Street, Kids, and the Government. It’s hilarious! Comedy doesn’t get any better than this!

16th Aug2011

The Dogon Code – The Ancient Alien Link To Modern Humans (Video)

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The Dogon are an ethnic group living in the central plateau region of Mali, south of the Niger bend near the city of Bandiagara in the Mopti region. The population numbers between 400,000 and 800,000 The Dogon are best known for their mythology, their mask dances, wooden sculpture and their architecture. The past century has seen significant changes in the social organization, material culture and beliefs of the Dogon, partly because Dogon country is one of Mali‘s major tourist attractions. Certain researchers investigating the Dogon have reported that they seem to possess advanced astronomical knowledge, the nature and source of which has subsequently become embroiled in controversy. From 1931 to 1956 the French anthropologist Marcel Griaule studied the Dogon. This included field missions ranging from several days to two months in 1931, 1935, 1937 and 1938 and then annually from 1946 until 1956. In late 1946 Griaule spent a consecutive thirty-three days in conversations with the Dogon wiseman Ogotemmêli, the source of much of Griaule and Dieterlen’s future publications. They reported that the Dogon believe that the brightest star in the sky, Sirius (sigi tolo or ‘star of the Sigui’), has two companion stars, pō tolo (the Digitaria star), and ęmmę ya tolo, (the female Sorghum star), respectively the first and second companions of Sirius A. Sirius, in the Dogon system, formed one of the foci for the orbit of a tiny star, the companionate Digitaria star. When Digitaria is closest to Sirius, that star brightens: when it is farthest from Sirius, it gives off a twinkling effect that suggests to the observer several stars. The orbit cycle takes 60 years. They also claimed that the Dogon appeared to know of the rings of Saturn, and the moons of Jupiter.

15th Aug2011

Hey Ladies!!!: Redux By: Eric Blair

by Mr. Blair

This Redux version is for YOU, those single mothers out there working, going to school, juggling quality time with kids, working on home work, and preparing dinner. This is for those lovely women that are so ambitious, they’re paying their way through college with their big goals at the end of it all. This is for those beautiful women that are so intelligent and classy. This is for those women who are so great at their job that they’re men threaten by their presents. This is for that special woman in my life that has always been there for me through my chaotic ways. That same woman that shows me endless love no matter what, I just want you all know I appreciate you all. I love all of you radiant, classy, sexy, ambitious women. Too many men might try to bring you down with their hateful words, physical abuse, or their ignorant ways; do not feed into their antics. You’re a star in my eyes and in many more men’s eyes that would love to have you in their lives. This is for those loving mothers in India to these sexy single ladies in Los Angeles and all over the world; “good, hard working” women are a thing of beauty. I am here to uplift you all and put a smile on your face today because it’s your day, luv. Calling ambitious women a “bitches” is not becoming for who they truly are. You are an African Queen, Asian Empress, European highness, Latin Goddess, and, Arab Majesty. You’re more than a piece of sexual desire, video vixen, Playboy model, porn star, and eye candy. You’re our mothers, daughters, sisters, wives, lovers, friends, aunts, grand mothers, doctors, lawyers, mayors, teachers, artists, firefighters, and so much more. Know you’re worth, luv, know you’re much more than a “baby maker” and “house wife.” I just want to take time out to show love to the good in women in this world, it’s easy to exploit the bad in a human being but it takes a lot say, “we need you all.” Without great women like you and you, this world would cease to exist. Behind a great man is also a great woman; again “I love you, the great woman in my life.” Without a great woman to sometimes help to pick us men up and give us inspiration to carry on, where would we be? What would have Martin been without Coretta Scott? What would have Malcolm been without Betty? What would have Gandhi been without Kasturba? I am not saying for every man to give our balls in a jug to women; far from that. What I am saying is show the woman you like, care for, or love some appreciation. Like I always say, God created two the greatest things on Earth, water and great women. Without these two great blessing on Earth, well we would be dead or thirsty and left with a planet full of men. Honestly, I don’t want a planet without water or women, how about you, my good man? If you’re reading this last line of my thoughts and you’re smiling then my job is done.

Enjoy your day.

09th Aug2011

How Much Does a Hit Song Cost, Anyway? Try $1,078,000

by iSpit

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That’s according to NPR, which polled a number of industry experts to determine the real cost behind a top-charting hit. In this case, it was Rihanna’s recently-created “Man Down,” a big-budget, blockbuster-style blowout that remains unproven.

Seem ridiculous?  Indeed, the cost includes a small army of writers (an ‘all-star writing camp’), costs related to ‘flying the artist around’ and of course, ‘courting radio programmers with fancy dinners’.  All part of a big-label, big-budget style that seems reserved for the tiniest cadre of artists.  ”It was at least forty guys out there,” said writer Ray Daniels, referring to the camp, which also involved several high-end studio rentals.  ”I was shocked at how much money they were spending!”

Actually, one of the biggest chunks goes to radio – or more specifically, buying a slot in the rotations of various conglomerates (whatever the kickback mechanism or influence vehicle).  That validates information from earlier sources to Digital Music News, who note that getting mainstream radio rotation is virtually impossible these days without major label backing.

21st Jul2011

The Tricks Behind Infomercial Get-Rich Pitches

by iSpit

As an impulse buy, you might plunk down a few bucks for a Shamwow, an Aluma Wallet or a Shake Weight. But would a TV infomercial persuade you to part with thousands of dollars on a get-rich-quick scheme?

There are many thousands who would and do. If there were no suckers, there wouldn’t be so many get-rich ads on TV.

The persuasiveness of infomercials works on multiple levels. They often appear on reputable financial news channels, giving them an air of respectability and, perhaps, giving naive viewers a sense they are either regular programming or geared to the “insiders.”

At a time many Americans are out of work and overextended by debt, the prospect of a streamlined path to wealth can be an easy sell. The offerings promise lucrative earnings and back up those testimonials with satisfied customers bragging of stellar successes.

As is so often a rule to live by: If it sounds too good to be true, it probably isn’t. No amount of celebrity endorsements or alleged success stories can change that when it comes to infomercials.

Broadly speaking, this subset of infomercials creeps along the fine line between common advertising hyperbole and outright misrepresentation. For the most part, these are not fly-by-night con artists or overseas spammers. Many of the familiar faces in infomercials have been at it for years. There really are books, charts, DVDs and mentoring services, as promised; the catch is that you won’t always get them by calling a phone number or attending a free seminar. The deal you see on TV is typically no more than a means to hook you into buying added materials that can cost hundreds or thousands of dollars over time.

And as for those promised results, echoed in rose-colored testimonials, they are often either exaggerations, aberrations or outright lies.

Last month, the Federal Trade Commission went after one prominent infomercial king and joined forces with Colorado Attorney General John Suthers to take the uncommon step of going after a woman who offered a testimonial.

Russell Dalbey, CEO and founder of the company behind the “wealth-building” program “Winning in the Cash Flow Business” is charged by the FTC with defrauding consumers with what were described as “phony claims that they could make large amounts of money quickly.”

“When someone is selling a program designed to help people make money, they have to accurately describe how much consumers can expect to make and be truthful about how quickly they will be able to do so,” says David Vladeck, director of the FTC‘s Bureau of Consumer Protection. “None of that happened in this case, and people who bought the program paid the price.”

According to the FTC, “millions of consumers nationwide” saw infomercials for Winning in the Cash Flow Business hosted by TV personality Gary Collins. The program claimed to teach customers how to find, broker and earn commissions on seller-financed promissory notes — privately held mortgages or notes often secured by the home or land that is the subject of the loan.

“You’ll be amazed at just how easy it is to generate a stream of extra income every month. Build financial freedom and a better quality of life in just minutes a day. Or even retire earlier than you ever dreamed possible. Order now and you’ll be ready to profit in minutes,” one of the infomercials claimed.

The complaint says consumers spent approximately $40 to $160 on the initial program and were later encouraged to spend hundreds or thousands of dollars more on additional products and services.

Promoting the “system” were testimonials from consumers who claimed to have made “$1.2 million in 30 days,” “$79,000 in a few hours” and “$262,216 part time.”

The FTC and Colorado’s AG charged Marsha Kellogg with falsely claiming she earned $79,975.01 from one transaction using Dalbey’s program, and that her total earnings were more than $134,000. The complaint alleges she earned $50,000 less than what she claimed.

The charges faced by Dalbey come as no surprise to Suzann Bacon, vice president of operations for the Better Business Bureau’s Denver office.

“We’ve been working with this particular case since 2003. It has been a long time,” she says. “It is not just the infomercials, it is the whole business model in this particular case. It is a really small handful of folks who made money with what they are selling.”

The BBB did initially accredit Dalbey’s company in 2003, but revoked that seal of approval within a year.

Bacon’s office has collected 170 complaints related to infomercials in the past three years, most about service, sales practices and false advertising.

A common tactic the BBB looks for in its reviews are fraudulent claims that may not relate directly to the content of what is offered — claiming something is a “limited time offer” or a “$100 value,” for instance, even though the promotion is constant and the pricing arbitrary.

“In an economy of today, when people are looking for jobs and everything is so slow, people are looking for something that is too good to be true,” Bacon says.

Dalbey is not the only infomercial star to face legal woes.

In 2008, Utah residents Linda Woolf and David Gengler were charged in connection to the “Teach Me to Trade” stock-picking system. Customers paid between $3,000 to $40,000 to learn the system, even though the duo were, in the words of the Securities and Exchange Commission, “unsuccessful traders.” Combined, they earned more than $6 million selling the product.

An SEC complaint alleges that at their workshop presentations between 2003-06, Woolf and Gengler made false and misleading statements to sell TMTT packages of personal mentoring, software and classes, often targeting retirees. In his workshops, Gengler urged investors to borrow against their retirement accounts to buy these products, the SEC says.

This month a federal judge in Texas sentenced Eric Rulack Farrington, another infomercial star, to 11 years in prison for “orchestrating a multimillion-dollar mortgage fraud scheme in the Dallas area.” He was also ordered to pay approximately $1.6 in restitution and forfeit approximately $1.2 million to the U.S.

Author Kevin Trudeau’s infomercial for “Free Money — They Don’t Want You to Know About” is a variation of the infomercials once made popular by Martin Lesko (known for wearing a Riddler-like suit adorned with question marks).

Trudeau, perhaps trying to appeal to a tea party sensibility even as he espouses how to collect no-strings-attached money from the government, spends much of the infomercial promoting these secrets as though they were divined from the “Da Vinci Code.” The government wants him taken down, you see, because the information he espouses is dangerous. In reality, it appears to be a revisited list of various government programs, most of which can be easily found with an Internet search.

The consumer news and advocacy site ConsumerAffairs.com, however, has logged numerous complaints that ordering Trudeau’s books has led to pushy upsells and being charged for additional, unwanted products.

Real estate, in particular, is a ripe category for infomercials, with many offering tips on how to buy and flip distressed property. It’s a theme many may have first seen via the late-1980s infomercials featuring Tom Vu, a Vietnamese immigrant who claimed to have amassed a fortune by flipping property.

Dean Graziosi’s “Real Estate & Foreclosure Profits” program is a near constant presence on late-night TV.

Graziosi, a self-proclaimed real estate mogul who rose to that status after a poverty-ridden childhood, seeks to inform those who buy his system of how the current housing downturn can be tapped.

He claims various methods allow users to buy property for as little as a few hundred bucks, and that the housing market has already bottomed out and is ready to soar once again. For $19.95 you can order a copy of Graziosi’s book and learn his secrets. One can be assured, though, that the disclaimer that “Some students may have purchased optional support program. Results not typical” means buyers will get still more sales calls promoting more expensive materials. To Graziosi’s credit, the majority of complaints logged with the Better Business Bureau in his home base of Arizona were “resolved,” and he retain a sizable Internet following.

Armando Montelongo parlayed exposure as former host of the A&E network’s “Flip This House” into a national slate of free seminars promoting the tactics needed to buy and fix up run-down property for profit. His infomercial boasts that he is “America’s No. 1 and top real estate investing expert.”

An investigation by a Nashville TV station WTVF, Channel 5, however, found that the seminar was little more than a pitch to buy a follow-up event for $1,500. Despite infomercial claims Montelongo would be present at the seminars (free or paid), he failed to appear.

The reporters learned that Montelongo had 30 seminars that week across the nation and didn’t go to any. Actual face time, they said (citing complaints received by the Texas Attorney General’s Office) would set you back upward of $20,000.

The news team also uncovered that one of the star pupils in the infomercial faced eviction and multiple foreclosures in Nevada. Another claimed to have made $110,000 in eight months, despite the reality of having declared bankruptcy and not having earned more than $17,000 a year.

Also, while it may be possible to buy distressed properties and flip them when the economy improves, do you have the means to travel to where the properties are, assess them and the surrounding neighboring, buy them, fix them up and maintain them, pay the taxes on each and sell them for a profit possibly years later when the time comes? if you have a job already, the answer is almost certainly not.

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