30th Jun2011

The 12 Most Hilarious, Unfortunately Placed Online Ads

by iSpit

When you buy an advertisement, there are some things you can’t control. You can purchase certain billboards or sections of magazines, but you can’t always be sure what content your ad will run alongside.

Online content is a little easier to control, but sometimes keyword targeting backfires.

Some advertisers have gotten smart about this. For example, when news breaks about an airplane going down, many airline advertisers temporarily yank ads from publications. They don’t want to run next to the negative, industry-relevant news.

We found 12 hilarious, unfortunately placed ads that probably gave advertisers minor heart attacks.

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26th Jun2011

Movie Theater Strikes Back Against Angry Texting Girl

by iSpit


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A woman Austin movie theater was warned twice to stop texting during a screening. When she refused to comply, the staff of the Alamo Drafthouse kicked her out.

She was pissed, and left an angry voice mail on the theater’s phone line.

So as Yahoo’s The Lookout reports, the Alamo Drafthouse took the recording and turned it into a spot that warns customers against using their cell phones. Now they show it before every R-rated movie.

But the hilarious part was that they also transcribed the call, stumbles and all — including what sounds like “Magnited States of America.”  The words show up as the girl talks. Embarrassing.

20th Apr2011

Microsoft Wants To Index All The World’s Information

by iSpit


Google has made no bones about its not-so-modest intention to “organize the world‘s information and make it universally accessible and useful.”

It turns out, unsurprisingly, Microsoft has similar ambitions and is planning to “index every database in the world and expose it in a structured, strongly typed fashion.”

Microsoft is planning to achieve this lofty goal via the Fact Index. Chris Anderson, a Senior Development Lead on the Live Search Developer team, is leading the Fact Index project (according to Anderson’s LinkedIn profile). Anderson describes the Fact Index this way:

“The fact index is Live Search’s next generation platform for serving structured data. The goal of this team is simple: index every database in the world and expose it in a structured, strongly typed fashion. The first iteration of the fact index allows anyone with an XML feed (schema not required) and some sample queries to contribute to search relevance without even writing any code. Subsequent iterations will include querying across multiple (more…)

28th Mar2011

Microsoft’s Paul Allen Sues Apple, Facebook, Google, Aol, Ebay, Youtube, Netflix, Yahoo, Office Max & Staples

by iSpit

Seattle Times

Earlier in December, co-founder of Microsoft Paul Allen decided that it would be a good idea to sue Apple, Google, Facebook, eBay, AOL, Netflix, Yahoo, Google’s YouTube, OfficeMax, Office Depot and Staples for violation of one of his patents. The patent in question relates to software that brings up information on related content to a search query or whatever you may happen to be looking at, whether it be an album in iTunes or a potential purchase on a website. The suit was thrown out on December 10 on account of it being “too vague” and Allen was given until December 28 to cut out the ambiguity and amend his case. So December 28 rolls around and guess what Paul Allen does. That’s right, he comes back with a new case. We’ll be watching this case with bated breath, and while Allen’s case is pretty much him throwing things against the wall and seeing what’ll stick, if he wins the payout will be rather large — think (more…)

27th Mar2011

Google, Microsoft, eBay, Yahoo And Facebook Trash AT&T-Mobile Deal

by iSpit

With the fate of the $39 billion acquisition of T-Mobile by AT&T in Washington’s hands, all the big tech players are moving their pawns. And now the Computer & Communications Industry Association, a trade group that includes Google, Microsoft, eBay, Yahoo and Facebook, has come out against the deal.

The argument is what’s to be expected: this merger will be bad for competition, and therefore bad for innovation and consumers. Regardless of the merits, what’s going on here is that the companies in the “application layer” of the web don’t want the companies who own the pipes, whether they’re mobile or internet, to gain too much power.

23rd Mar2011

Watch Groupon Go From 0 To $25 Billion In The Blink Of An Eye

by iSpit

05th Mar2011

Bing Surpasses Yahoo In Search Market Share

by iSpit

But Google remains dominant with nine tenths of global search traffic

Microsoft’s Bing has overtaken Yahoo as the second most popular search engine on the web, according to new figures from research firm StatCounter.

Bing handled 4.37 per cent of the world’s search queries last month, while Yahoo logged 3.97 per cent. Both sites were well behind market leader Google with 89.94 per cent of the global search load.

It is significant that Bing overtook Yahoo globally for the first time on a monthly basis, but it remains a tough battle to claw back Google’s market share, ” said StatCounter chief executive Aodhan Cullen.

“Although Google dipped below the 90 per cent mark in February worldwide for the first time since August 2009, it shows little sign of losing its global dominance any time soon.”

Google’s lead was even larger in the UK, where the company claimed a 92.46 (more…)

28th Feb2011

JPMorgan Raises $1.2 Billion To Invest In Twitter And Facebook

by iSpit

Well, that didn’t take long. JP Morgan has officially raised $1.2 billion for a digital growth fund, which will invest in late-stage tech startups.

That’s about double the amount that the fund was previously reported to be raising. It’s not clear whether the previously reported amount was wrong or whether JP Morgan raised more than they’d previously intended. Also unclear is whether that fund will invest like a late-stage venture firm/private equity fund and directly invest and take board seats, or whether they’ll invest through secondary markets.

One thing is for sure: there’s an extra billion out there for hot big tech companies.

(Via WSJ)

03rd Dec2010

Feds Tracking Americans’ Credit Cards in Real-Time Without a Warrant

by iSpit

 

DOJ powerpoint presentation on Hotwatch surveillance orders of credit card transactionsIt should surprise very few to learn that federal law enforcement agencies track Americans without getting court orders, but this time the feds have been tracking U.S. residents using real-time surveillance of credit card transactions and travel reservations.

Security researcher Christopher Soghoian obtained a 10 page document from the Justice Department about “hotwatch” orders. “As the document makes clear, Federal law enforcement agencies do not limit their surveillance of US residents to phone calls, emails and geo-location information. They are also interested in calling cards, credit cards, rental cars and airline reservations, as well as retail shopping clubs,” Soghoian explained.

As seen in the document, real-time “hotwatch” surveillance is meant to “track the date, time and location of account transactions as they occur.” Loyalty cards, such as those issued by grocery stores or pharmacies could fall into this category. Cell phones as also listed as well as any kind of agencies related to travel arrangements. This real-time tracking of Americans happens without the targets ever knowing about it.

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01st Nov2010

Guest Blog: Eric Blair and Friends’ Present: Poetry Slam Part Uno

by Mr. Blair

           ‘Ello…’Ello, beautiful people out there. This week is a good week for you all. I have a few guest features; this week is a poetry slam. I asked a few friends to write a poem. This week’s blog is about free thought, free expression, and free self. Poetry is a writing form in which you can really get to know a person.  Honestly, I am tired of talking about myself and my views. For one week, I want to open up the forum/stage to other very talented people.  I hope you enjoy. I am also hoping this week’s blog will open the minds of other talented people who might submit piece or two. We could have a poetry slam part two if you like or enjoy. Okay, time for some poetry. Let’s go!

The Black Family Question Mark  by Saddiq Spit Shabazz

The streets is filled with walking zombies

Don’t know what time it is they follow the false time piece

Their leaders are followers and they follow behind theem

You know how it is when the blind leads…blindly

See out of three eyes, revive & mind read

this is what they missing out on, its by design see

because we don’t grow up living like a Cosby

we cling to illusions the ruses strike us oddly

and we take the falsehoods, spread em throughout our hoods

the masses are attracted its classic to get em lost good

we floatin out of order like we floating out of water

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20th May2010

Did M.I.A. ‘Eff Up’ By Giving Her Album An Un-Google-Able Name?

by iSpit

It’s so crazy how the internet impacts many of the marketing + design decisions of today’s artists and musicians. The drive for SEO, search engine optimization, is important for musicians to be able to differentiate their products, and make sure consumers can find their music+web presence without much noise. As a blog that relies on artists to give me their digital media for free, I appreciate anything an artist can do to make sure my blog / their product will get more google hits from ‘random ass people’ trying to find info / leaks / free mp3s from a band. (Wonder if I really deserve ad money for my voice/reach, or if I blogs should be ‘profit sharing’ with artists).

Artists can utilize a lot of fun tricks to make sure their bands + albums + songs are SEOed. Pick a band name that no one else has so that it will show up first in google (Grizzly Bear and Panda Bear seem to be actually competing against real bears for google hits). Pick an album name that is a made up word that no1 has ever even typed. Collaborate with artists who have a deeper history within google to get more ‘goog cred.’ Name a song after some phrase that will get you accidental google hits. Put a Jonas Brother in your music video so that the Google algorithm escalates your band’s importance according to ‘the system.’

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19th May2010

Google Street View “Accidentally” Collected User Data via WiFi

by iSpit

Google sends cars to patrol and take pictures of streets in countries all over the world for the Street View component of Google Maps.

The search engine initially said in April that its Street View Cars did not collect data that people share between WiFi networks and computers, although the cars did collect WiFi network names and router addresses. Google learned after conducting a data audit on behalf of the German government that this was incorrect.

Payload data can include user e-mails, passwords and Web browsing activity, data the sanctity of which Internet companies such as Google, Yahoo and Microsoft swear to protect. Germany, the United States, Britain and France were among the countries where Google collected this data.

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19th Feb2010

Microsoft, Yahoo to Integrate Search Businesses After Approvals

by iSpit

(Bloomberg) — Microsoft Corp. and Yahoo! Inc. said they will start integrating their Internet-search businesses after winning regulatory approvals in Europe and the U.S. for their efforts to challenge Google Inc.

The companies will start implementing the combination “in the coming days,” according to a joint statement today. The agreement won’t harm competition in the 27-nation European Union, the European Commission said earlier today. The U.S. Department of Justice also approved the deal.

Microsoft and Yahoo struck the 10-year agreement to challenge Google, which controls about two-thirds of the U.S. search market. Yahoo, which has lost market share, plans to use Microsoft’s Bing search engine on its sites and sell ads next to the search results.

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20th Dec2009

Google, Bing duke it out, leave Yahoo in dust

by iSpit

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NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) — Once the world’s online search leader, Yahoo’s share has sharply declined, putting it in danger of losing its relevance in a market increasingly dominated by Google.

Yahoo’s search market share in November fell to 17.5% from 18% in October, according to a monthly comScore report released late Wednesday. It’s the lowest share ever recorded for Yahoo (YHOO, Fortune 500).

Cannibalizing Yahoo’s market share is Microsoft (MSFT, Fortune 500), whose new Bing search site gained 0.4 points of the search market to 10.3% in November. That was the first time Microsoft owned more than 10% of the market since September 2007.
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04th Dec2009

Gibbs VS Ryan

by justJESS

So I went to log in to my YAHOO! account to check some emails and the head line for this video caught my eye.  Apparently on Wednesday the White house was the scene of a minor showdown between White House press secretary Robert Gibbs and American Urban Radio correspondent April Ryan. During the dispute Gibbs dismissed the “seriousness” of Ryan’s questions, the focus of which being White House social secretary Desiree Rogers’ role at the presidential state dinner.

Here’s my two cents.  Yes. She was asking him some bullshit. Ryan, just a tip: a serious intonation does not a serious question make.  But No, he did not have to dismiss and belittle her like that either.  Funny?  Absolutely! Necessary? No.

But the real question is when did these type of meetings become akin to school yard battles complete with a signifying croud “OOOOOOOOOO-ING” and laughing in the background??  Contain yourselves and get it together (more…)

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